Welcome to the Totally Unofficial, Absolutely 100% True Pokedex!!

You should get along just fine as long as you remember that MEW IS THE BEST POKEMON OF ALL TIME!!!!! Not to be confused with Dialga, the pokemon of time. Just time. There is now "best" in Dialga's title. Anyways... How would you like some pokemon jokes? No? WELL TO BAD YOU INSIGNIFIGANT MORTAL!! YOU WILL LISTEN TO MY BAD JOKES AND YOU WILL LAUGH!!!!. You would love to hear my jokes? Glad to hear you've had a change of heart. Would have been a pity if I had to incinerate your soul. The first joke: What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France? Paras! Joke number two: What do you call a Pokemon that wants to be a police officer? Magic-cop! Joke number tres:Why wouldn't the electric type drink milk? It was ZAPDOS-intolerent!

So, how about some pokemon games! Togedemaru platformer, Mew Coin toss And finally, an exclusive look at an unpublished game, we have Mew V Mewtwo!!!!


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